Johnny/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes attributed to Johnny.

Guilty Gear X[]

Winning

Self: "I'm impressed with how you copied my miraculously sexy look."
Sol: "Now that's how you draw a sword. Get it?"
Ky: "You're pretty handsome, but the best you can get in the world is second place."
May: "What are you doing here? Didn't I entrust the ship to you while I'm away?"
Faust: "Damn, I thought I almost saw the real you, but I guess it was too risky..."
Potemkin: "Can you put on a shirt so I won't get caught in the flood of your sweat?"
Chipp: "You can brag about your speed all you want, but I'm faster than you. Are you gonna sing my praises?"
Zato: "The essence of Iai lies in the ability to perceive things with the mind's eye."
Millia: "Aaaah...My Jellyfish Pirates accepts applications for female crew members. Please keep us in mind."
Axl: "Hmm, you have a great reach!...But I can draw my sword ten times before your blows connect."
Kliff: "You used the Dragon Sword, huh? Impressive, but...um...not too smart."
Baiken: "The privilege to be held in my arms is only given to gorgeous ladies like you! Come to me now!"
Testament: " What's wrong? Weren't you gonna go see Dizzy?"
Justice: "Pour your heart and soul into a single strike. That's the only way to win, but it's not something I ever want to do again."
Venom: "It's nice to dress up for the battlefield, but you need the skill to keep yourself clean."
Anji: "That was extraordinary...I fought you like I was dancing a waltz. Wasn't that fun?"
Jam: "It's a dangerous thing to play with a man's heart. Your outfit's so naughty, it's almost criminal."
Dizzy: "Despite your strange appearance, you seem to be a splendid lady, I apologize if I was rough on you."

Guilty Gear XX[]

Winning

Note: Quotes against self, Sol, Ky, May, Faust, Potemkin, Chipp, Eddie/Zato, Millia, Axl, Kliff, Johnny, Venom, Anji, Jam, Testament, Justice are the same as in Guilty Gear X.

Order-Sol (post-Slash): "There's so much fluff in your movements. I can teach you a thing or two about fighting."
Robo-Ky: "Precise calculations are important, but battles aren't won with theory alone."
Dizzy: "You're getting considerably better at controlling your power. Anyway, what's for dinner?"
Slayer: "I'm a very busy man with half the world's population counting on me. I don't have time for you."
Bridget: "Why am I so upset? I know it's meant to be strategic, but your yo-yos are nothing before my skill."
Zappa: "Please don't cry, fair lady...Let me wipe the tears off your--Huh. I guess I can't."
I-No: "We can make such sweet music together. If you supply the time, I'll supply the key."
A.B.A (post-Slash): "You should learn to communicate from my band of merry thieves. Come on..."

Guilty Gear Xrd[]

Intro

"If you wanna be a hero..." → "...be the last man standing."
"Not taking any..." → "curtain calls!"
"I'll warn you now..." → "I'm PERFECT!"
May: "If I win..." → "...Give me my allowance!"
Haehyun (post-Rev 2): "Yeah, yeah, I hear 'ya..." → "Let's get this over with.

Outro

"A happy ending happens when..." → "...the handsome guy wins."
"Lesson number one..." → "...never go for the jackpot."
"Your last mistake..." → "...was making me serious."

Moves

Instant Kill Outro (Round):
- "The next game's calling my name."
- "You got tricks up your sleeve, now's the time."
- "Still too early to fold."
Instant Kill Outro (Match):
- "You just lost to THE Johnny. That's one helluva story."
- "There IS no luck in a fight. Yours ran out when you ran into me."
- "If you're relying on your skill or mind, then you'll never beat a true genius."
Instant Kill reactions:

Winning

Self: "What makes a gambler "top notch" is their ability to return to the table after suffering humiliating defeats. A true poker face doesn't begin by copying others."
Sol: "Doesn't matter if my opponent's weak or strong. A hero just has to keep winning."
Ky: "Your blade is much more dignified... like you grew a pair. And you conceded that like an adult... are you hiding some power you're not telling us?"
May: "A deal's a deal. Now, give me my allowance. What!? You're setting it aside for our retirement? Th-That's not cool!"
Faust: "Doctor. I'm sure you've seen a bunch of people in your time, but the Great Johnny is not your average patient. On the off-chance, though, that I happen to catch a GREAT cold, I may come to you for help."
Potemkin: "You look much more formal than I remember... I'm glad you're not sweating all over the place, but doesn't it uhh... stink in there?"
Chipp: "You do things that others call ridiculous. Those are the people who're gonna change the world. I've got high hopes for your country."
Zato: "Say, I heard you died... Are there any hotties on the other side!?"
Millia: "When a woman's made up her mind, a man never interferes. But, remember that doesn't mean we can extend a helping hand."
Axl: "Anyone who makes a big deal of their techniques means they're probably compensating for something. But from someone as great as me, that only shows weakness."
Baiken (post-Rev 2): "Whether or not a woman is perfumed, whether her hair is perfectly in place or goin' every which way, a man can always see true beauty. And you are one fine lady."
Venom: "If you're trying to play it cool, then you shouldn't force fights you know you'll lose. You're not going to beat a gambler with luck."
Jam: "Gamblers are constantly making calculations in their head... but the scary thing about a beautiful set of thighs like yours is... you make all of that go to hell."
Dizzy: "You decided to leave the Jellyfish Pirates behind... But it looks like you'll have a ship of your own to man. Good luck."
Slayer: "I take tips from gentlemen I entertain... After all, I'm in extremely high demand from half the world's population."
I-No: "There's no such thing as witches in this world, just bad people. I'm aiming to eliminate any words that put women in bad light."
Sin: "A smart man respects those older than him. But you can't mistake youth for strength."
Raven: "You don't step into range. You're immune to my taunts. Maintaining your own style in battle is a very valuable skill... but there's a difference in one who waits for chances, and one who seeks them."
Bedman: "There were times when I thought it would be nice to carry my bed with me... but after seeing this, I'm having second thoughts."
Leo: "You can't play off your good fortune because you don't even realize you have it. The overconfident ones generally does this."
Ramlethal: "You can accept fights, but I wouldn't recommend picking them. You need a cooling off period."
Elphelt: "I know not to ask a woman why they rush towards marriage... but on that same note, you should stop asking men why we don't want to marry."
Jack-O': "You're calling this one a miracle? Well, ain't that sweet... It's a good gambler's job to summon this "miracle" character at will."
Haehyun: "You may be able to read my blade's every move, but I can see through a lady's heart. In the heat of battle, this skill is more valuable than reading an opponent's hand."
Answer (post-Rev 2): "I s'pose you're pretty sharp when comes to politics, but I'm afraid you found yourself on the wrong battlefield. All the knowledge in the world won't help you if you don't trust your gut."

Guilty Gear -Strive-[]

Intro

Note: The conversation starts with whoever is on the P2 side, with P1 side as a reply.

Generic:
- (P2) "If you wanna be a hero... be the last man standing."
- (P2) "Let's wrap this up quick. I don't wanna keep half the human population waiting."
- (P2) "Let's do this with style..."
- (P1) "Not taking any... curtain calls!"
- (P1) "You're taking a gamble. I respect that."
- (P1) "Let's make this snappy."
Self:
- (P2) "Hunh. Nice work."
  - (P1) "But a good fake's still a fake."
- (P2) "Doesn't matter how many wannabes there are..."
  - (P1) "...'Cause I'm number one."
May:
- (P2) "If I win, you're gonna double my allowance."
  - (P1) (May: "If I win, I'm gonna invest all your allowance!")
- (P2) (May: "Today's the day you see what a lady in love can do!")
  - (P1) "Take it easy on me, huh?"
Faust:
- (P2) "Hey, doc. You've... slimmed down."
- (P1) "A medical genius like you deserves a marvelous specimen like me."
Testament:
- (P2) "Wanna grab some grub after this?"
  - (P1) ([x]: "Heh heh. Fine, if you insist.")
- (P2) ([x]: "Surely you're not that shocked.")
  - (P1) "Now here's a face I haven't seen in a minute."
Giovanna:
- (P2) "Damn, Vernon... Maybe I should run for president."
  - (P1) (Giovanna: "I'm not sure they let pirates on the ticket.")
- (P2) (Giovanna: "Got nothing better to do?")
  - (P1) "I'm plenty busy when there's a lady involved, obviously."
Happy Chaos:
- (P2) "A strong foe appears, a hero rises. We know how this ends..."
  - (P1) (Chaos: "If you're trying to foreshadow a twist, you'll be disappointed.")
- (P2) (Chaos: "Nice shades. You've got good taste.")
  - (P1) "Nice shades! I like your style."
Sol / Ky / Potemkin / Chipp / Zato-1 / Axl / Venom / Anji / Slayer / Sin / Leo / Nagoriyuki / Goldlewis / That Man:
- (P2) "I'm a very busy man, you got that?"
- (P1) "A man knows when to shut his mouth."
Millia / Baiken / Dizzy / Bridget / A.B.A / I-No / Ramlethal / Elphelt / Jack-O' / Unika:
- (P2) "I'd hate to waste a lady's time."
- (P1) "All right, fine. How 'bout we take this to my ship?"

Outro

Coin Toss: Heads
- "You had to face the mighty Johnny... Talk about a bad break."
- "You shoulda started watching me before the fight. That's today's lesson."
- "Let's get one thing straight. I didn't beat you. You beat yourself. Understand the difference."
Coin Toss: Tails
- "You should feel lucky ol' Johnny even gave you the time of day."
- "Believe me now? Lady luck loves a gambler."
- "A happy ending happens... when the handsome guy wins."
Self:
- Heads: "C'mon, now. You better not make that snazzy outfit look stupid."
- Tails: "A true gambler's greatest foe... is the man in the mirror."
Ky: "Your sword's at the ready. That handsome boy's a handsome man now."
May:
- "That was close. I almost lost all my coffee money."
- "Like I say, why save up for retirement when I could... Hey, May! Maaay!"
- "Huh? You'll double my pay, but you won't let me spend it? No fair..."
Faust: "I haven't found what I'm looking for yet. But I appreciate you, doc."
Potemkin: "That helmet blocks odors, too? That's great."
Testament: "Family's great. Looks like you've figured that out by now, huh?"
Giovanna: "I'd invite you aboard, but... I don't think Janis would like that."

Taunts and Respects